Does this seat make my ass look big? Does it really look like my ass is actually eating this seat? Truth yes, unless your pro and weigh 52lbs, your ass is eating that teeny little seat.
Wear a chlorine ridden suit to swim class that is half see thru and just start walking around like nothing is wrong...then start asking, is this see through, OMG, I had NO idea;)
OR walk up to a guy in your swim class or at the pool and just say, hey man, I can see your ass through that suit. They'll jump in the water so damn fast that it'll crack your ass up AND then, watch them scurry to the showers at the end.
My personal favorite, goose a neighbor underwater while you're swimming by and just keep on going.